What are some great short jokes?

“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
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Squid ink is composed mainly of melanin and mucus, but with smaller amounts of dopamine, L-DOPA, and...
Mr. Hands A movie of 2 men having anal sex with a horse. 1 of them died from this. Two girls one cup...
Rush, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, ELP, CCR, Asia, The Knack, Aerosmith, Van Halen, The James Gang, The Ja...
You stay calm, nice. But I really think it's not a good idea to go after someone who's been hurt, is...
Disregard other answer. they either deny the undeniable or they fall into the classic white racist A...
There’s no generalizing narcissists like that: their relationships to others will be based on a lot...
A cruel reality is that so far, no country has gained wealth through democracy, but a large number o...
Simply staying after school and either doing homework, schoolwork, reading or what have you. Sometim...
Cursed by Exhibition visitors who wanted to take pictures with my work.!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ May 23, 20...
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